No matter how I try, no matter how many times I watch my wife do it, I cannot fold a fitted sheet. In my hands it winds up looking like origami crafted by a drunk in a hurricane.
Clearly there is advanced physics involved here that is beyond my ken.
Showing posts with label physics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label physics. Show all posts
Friday, December 5, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
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Note to self (and all other dads out there):
When giving your child a ride on your shoulders, do not give them a sippy cup or they will experiment with gravity and fluid dynamics using your scalp as a target. This is especially troublesome if, like me, you have a bald spot and if, like me, the beverage in question is cocoa.
Thanks a whole bunch for the spillage and sticky hair, son, but be aware that if you weren't so damn cute it would be on right now, ya little punk.
When giving your child a ride on your shoulders, do not give them a sippy cup or they will experiment with gravity and fluid dynamics using your scalp as a target. This is especially troublesome if, like me, you have a bald spot and if, like me, the beverage in question is cocoa.
Thanks a whole bunch for the spillage and sticky hair, son, but be aware that if you weren't so damn cute it would be on right now, ya little punk.
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