Showing posts with label spiders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spiders. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

JUMPING PIDER, DADDY

PIDER! DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY PIIIIIDERRRRR! HELP!

Just what we need to hear from Beast's crib at 2:18 in the morning. The little guy is so brave...until he sees a spider, or even a bit of cat's fur on the floor, or the shadow of a piece of lint, and he stone cold wigs. Pure existential terror.

PIDER PIDER PIDER JUMPING PIDER DAAAAAADDDDEEEEEEE! DADDY MOMMY DADDY MOMMY HELP! PIDER!

And as I scoop the little guy up to comfort him, all I can think is that payback's going to come a couple decades down the road when I tell his girlfriends what a big scaredy-cat he was when he was 2.