ALL THE COOL STUFF HAPPENS WHEN WE'RE OUT OF TOWN

Bigfoot's here!

TOM Biscardi, founder and chief executive officer of Searching for Bigfoot Inc., said he assembled an eight-member team to investigate reports from a local resident who said she and her family saw creatures believed to be bigfoots on their Tool House Road property.

And now you know what the plural of "bigfoot" is. Don't say you never learned nothin' from me.

But this I don't get. Tool House Road runs just about parallel to the Thruway...


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And yet nobody on the Thruway saw it? I know people are pretty much on autopilot zooming up the Thruway, but lots of people are traveling with kids this week and you'd think one of them would pipe up with a DADDEE DADDEE DADDEEDADDEEDADDEE BIGFOOOT or something.

HON, WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GARAGE

In England, an ex-serviceman's club is roughly equivalent to our American Legion or VFW halls...and in Chiddingfold, Surrey, the ex-servicemen's club is shutting down, which is sad not only for the old veterans, but also for the local musicians who rehearsed there over the years.

You may be familiar with them.

At any rate, I know that the Hudson Valley is a bit of a schlep from Surrey, but yours truly stands ready to make my garage and/or back porch available for a rehearsal space should Messrs. Clapton, Banks, Collins and/or Rutherford require it. The garage ceiling is high enough where a small light show may even be possible.