I haven't had a look-see as to whether this is happening in their local stores yet - so watch this space for updates, and if you're in the area of their Kingston, Middletown, Poughkeepsie or Albany stores, drop a line - but one Toys R Us in Sacramento is selling lower-back tattoos a/k/a tramp stamps a/k/a hag tags ... in their Stickers R Us vending machines.
One more reason to stick to my small local toy shops when it comes to Noodle and Beast. I am so hoping this fad is a leisure-suit level object of ridicule by the time Noodle's a teenager.
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Friday, March 28, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP FOR MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY SAVINGS, FOLKS!
I have a dream...of 40 percent off replacement windows!
As the good Doctor might say...oy.
I thought that MLK Day ads were merely the stuff of parody, but now you can start to see that I am very wrong. Extremely wrong. (Torrid plus sizes?! Thou dost oversell and provide too much of the information.)
It shouldn't surprise a jaded radio guy like me that we're starting to see more King Day ads, but still. The cheese level is so high I'm starting to get chest pains just reading the ads.
It's only a matter of time before Gandhi impersonators start doing plugs for our local Indian restaurants, except maybe that's too high-end for the target demo considering how many college students still can't even spell Gandhi, let alone tell the difference between him and Ben Kingsley.
KEZK's Kris Kelly will be at Champion Windows, Siding, and Patio Rooms for their Martin Luther King Day Sale. Martin Luther King Day Sale runs January 19th-21st with incredible savings like...
As the good Doctor might say...oy.
I thought that MLK Day ads were merely the stuff of parody, but now you can start to see that I am very wrong. Extremely wrong. (Torrid plus sizes?! Thou dost oversell and provide too much of the information.)
It shouldn't surprise a jaded radio guy like me that we're starting to see more King Day ads, but still. The cheese level is so high I'm starting to get chest pains just reading the ads.
It's only a matter of time before Gandhi impersonators start doing plugs for our local Indian restaurants, except maybe that's too high-end for the target demo considering how many college students still can't even spell Gandhi, let alone tell the difference between him and Ben Kingsley.
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