Whilst clipping coupons this evening, I came across what may be the dumbest tag line in the history of Sunday coupon inserts:
NOT YOUR MOTHER'S EAR WAX REMOVER!
It conjures up so many images I'd rather not deal with so close to bedtime. So many.
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Sunday, April 6, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
GUESS I'M JUST NO GOOD AT MARKETING
Otherwise I would totally have come up with a concept like Kool-Aid scented shoes for kids.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP FOR MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY SAVINGS, FOLKS!
I have a dream...of 40 percent off replacement windows!
As the good Doctor might say...oy.
I thought that MLK Day ads were merely the stuff of parody, but now you can start to see that I am very wrong. Extremely wrong. (Torrid plus sizes?! Thou dost oversell and provide too much of the information.)
It shouldn't surprise a jaded radio guy like me that we're starting to see more King Day ads, but still. The cheese level is so high I'm starting to get chest pains just reading the ads.
It's only a matter of time before Gandhi impersonators start doing plugs for our local Indian restaurants, except maybe that's too high-end for the target demo considering how many college students still can't even spell Gandhi, let alone tell the difference between him and Ben Kingsley.
KEZK's Kris Kelly will be at Champion Windows, Siding, and Patio Rooms for their Martin Luther King Day Sale. Martin Luther King Day Sale runs January 19th-21st with incredible savings like...
As the good Doctor might say...oy.
I thought that MLK Day ads were merely the stuff of parody, but now you can start to see that I am very wrong. Extremely wrong. (Torrid plus sizes?! Thou dost oversell and provide too much of the information.)
It shouldn't surprise a jaded radio guy like me that we're starting to see more King Day ads, but still. The cheese level is so high I'm starting to get chest pains just reading the ads.
It's only a matter of time before Gandhi impersonators start doing plugs for our local Indian restaurants, except maybe that's too high-end for the target demo considering how many college students still can't even spell Gandhi, let alone tell the difference between him and Ben Kingsley.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
FOLLOWUP: WHEW, WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES
As noted below, my kids like showing me boogers. But at least they don't get put on a tourist pamphlet while they're mining. I feel much better now.
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