THINGS ONLY PARENTS SAY (AND THEN REGRET)

"Hey, the kids haven't had a sick day all year!" (followed a day later by both children catching a major case of the technicolor yawns)

"Finally, a nap." (followed 15 seconds later by the phone ringing)

"You kids want waffles?" (followed by realizing you've got no eggs)

FOR NOW, THE SARLACC IS SATED

Five waffles the Beast ate tonight, plus a couple of eggs and half a cantaloupe. A growth spurt he is having, yes.

Om nom nom nom nom.