THINGS ONLY PARENTS SAY (THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN)

"That nice man threw you a perfectly good eyeball, so either eat it or give it to Mommy."

"I don't know if spiders can sneeze."

"Of course you can wear the light-up nose while dancing."

"Yes, my darling little lady, that was funky."

"Sure, there were chickens on the Enterprise. On the holodeck, at least."

IN WHICH THE TOYS SPEAK AT NIGHT, BUT DO NOT YET WALK ABOUT

Somebody.

Tell me why battery-powered talk toys...particularly, the ones with no "off" switch...will spontaneously talk, but only at night.

WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A LITTLE GIRL WHO ROCKS

Noodle finished up her homework promptly after school. 100% correct and everything, without even the slightest prodding from on high.

T-MINUS TWO DAYS...

...and then Beast gets to experience the wonderful world of kindergarten.