Showing posts with label 1985. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1985. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2009

SMELLS LIKE 1985 IN HERE

Just made the mistake of using some hand lotion a previous reporter left behind who knows how long ago. Hemp hand lotion. It smells...hempy, but not in a good way. Smells like my college dorm roommate's mattress did after the guy down the hall spilled bongwater on it.

Protip for moisturizer marketers: skip the 50-dollar-a-tube metrosexual stuff and come up with lotions for men that smell like motor oil, sawdust or tobacco and maybe you'll have something.