IS THERE A DARWIN AWARD FOR DOGS?

Certain among us will be ashamed they laughed at this story. Others, not so much.

Freddy, it could be said, was a brave dog. He saw the alligator in a pond near the pedestrian trail...

He barked.
He jumped in the water.
And the alligator ate him.

This is why we in Castle Lovelybooger are cat people.

DARWIN GETS ONE IN HIS WHEELHOUSE

...and misses.

Metro-North Railroad representatives say a man riding on top of a train was badly burned by a potent shock from its power lines.

Even money says he sues.