"You peed on me - you owe me bigtime."
"Master Shifu was a panda so it was okay for him to not wear pants."
"Daddy is not going to explain his boogers to you."
"Awww...my little boy mooned Fenway Park."
(Well, he did. From our 12th floor room at the Cambridge Marriott last month. Fat lot of good it did the Yankees.)