You don't have to recycle boogers. Get a tissue.
Mommy made nice meatballs and you're chewing the tires on your brother's car instead?
I'll explain what "prairie dogging" is some other time.
I told you before, if you keep hitting the pumpkin with the mallet it's going to-- (sfx: mallet going through pumpkin, pumpkin goop gets on child's shoes, screaming ensues) See?