Me, some time in the distant past, to Beast and Noodle: "Food that has green in it is good for you!"
(Fast forward to the present.)
Beast: "I eating my booger, Daddy. It green, so it good for you. That what you said, Daddy."
Me: "But boogers don't count as food."
Beast: "But they taste good, Daddy!"
Me: "Can't you just gorge on Halloween candy like a normal kid?"
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