"Real pirates don't pee in their pants."
"No, we can't clean the floor with your pee."
"Even Herman goes in his cat box, and he's not too bright."
"Either we're going to run out of pants or we're going to run out of pull-ups, and the only thing we'll have left is the princess pull-ups Noodle used to wear."
"Toilet paper is NOT for bowling."
"There's no such thing as too tired to pee."
"...and they're called kidneys. No, no, not there, those are kid knees."