Saturday, December 13, 2008

FIRST, THERE'S A STORK

Wife got the "How does a baby get into a mommy's tummy?" question from Noodle last night.

Okay, it's like this: First, Daddy makes sure there's Marvin Gaye in the CD player. Then, the--

Look, the rest of you can give us a break right now about the CD player. This was six years ago, and nobody in this house was going to be shelling out that kind of money for any kind of newfangled MP3-playing computer device thing you kids go for, not when we had to be down in't mines for tuppence a day.

/get off my lawn

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