"Jesus does not go in the fridge."
"Careful with Jesus or he'll fall behind the piano."
"I'm not sure who changed Jesus' diapers."
"Yes, it would be nice to have angels around to help change His diapers."
"I don't think any penguins were around in the manger when Jesus was born. Slugs, maybe. But they were very very small so we don't usually see them in nativity scenes."
"Honey, the nativity scene is being torn apart by our son and a stuffed kitten."
"No, angels don't buzz people for fun."
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