a/k/a Things Not To Say To Your Children Or They'll Only Do More Of It
Thursday, December 4, 2008
NO, SANTA'S NOT BRINGING YOU JARTS
The Cool Mom Picks Safer Toy Guide is out. Lovely stuff, too - and it's a handy dads' guide too since I'm the kind of Santa who's at the point where he'd give his kids a rusty chainsaw for Christmas long as it wasn't encased in an impermeable plastic bubble, sixty twist ties and a mile of packing tape.