FAREWELL, CANON JOHN HESTER

A most unusual clergyman, immortalized (er, so to speak) in the Telegraph:

"A striptease performance," he declared, "is a display of beauty, sipped and its bouquet savoured, as one might do with a rare and delightful wine."

We'll put aside for now the issue of whether using that line of logic is going to work with the wives and girlfriends in our audience. Fare thee well, holy man. Hope you brought some twenties for the girls, just in case.