NOW FOR THE PRE-SCHOOLERS: THEIR VERY OWN MOLA RAM DOLL COMPLETE WITH FRESHLY YANKED-OUT TICKER

Joy! My transition to Humorless Old Fart continueth:

Yes, that's our old pal the high priest Mola Ram from Indiana Jones fame, with a freshly-extracted human heart in his hand there. No way Noodle gets this, no matter how much Her Awesomeness digs Harrison Ford.

Noodle would love her little Mola Ram during the day and have hellish dreams about it at night.

September 2008, if you're an action-figure geek.