Lost a credit card? No problem, they'll express-mail a new one and it'll be there in a day or two.
Lose your health-care card? Not a biggy, there's another one coming in a week and in the meantime you can print a temporary card off our website just in case.
Lose that adorable little booklet of the kids' baby pictures? Can of corn; we print one up again on Shutterfly and it's all good.
Lose the driver's license? You'll be waiting four to six weeks, sonny boy. And if you're pulled over in the meantime, deal. Love and kisses, the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles - Now with 1978 service at 2008 prices!
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