TODAY'S HERO TEEN - LUCKY BABY - DITZY MOM STORY

As an Official Dingbat Dad, I have spaced off many things large and small in my children's lives - but even a doofus like me has never done this:

Amanda Hoffman of 44 Bertha St. was trying to get Anthony, her 5-day-old baby, and a stroller, on the bus and was pulling the stroller up the stairs of the bus. Unknown to her, the baby fell out of the stroller, hit the blacktop and rolled underneath the bus tire...

The baby's okay. Mom will be giving Jose Reyes tips on how not to get picked off.