As a two-year-old, Beast has long known the joys of dunking his food. This is a young man who loves his ketchup. It's a condiment! It's a floor wax! It's a body paint! It's a furniture conditioner! It's a shampoo! It's --
Dude. Duuuuuuuuude. Hold up. Are you dunking your chicken nugget in the chocolate milk. AFTER you dunked it in the ketchup?
SO not right, is what Her Awesomeness was thinking but trying to avoid saying, because here at Booger Manor we're all about celebrating the grand diversity of the culinary experience and introducing it to the little ones, and so be it if that means some odd things happen along the way.
Still, though. Nasty.