"Your toes taste like ketchup."
"Brand-new-baby poo looks like mustard!"
"Sooner or later, the mayonnaise is supposed to come OUT of your hair."
"It's not a loogey, it's wasabi."
"Paul Newman can still make Italian dressing even if he's not Italian."
"How did you get mustard in your ears?"
"No, dinosaurs did not dip their prey in ketchup."