Saturday, April 12, 2008

THINGS ONLY PARENTS SAY (CONDIMENT EDITION)

"Your toes taste like ketchup."

"Brand-new-baby poo looks like mustard!"

"Sooner or later, the mayonnaise is supposed to come OUT of your hair."

"It's not a loogey, it's wasabi."

"Paul Newman can still make Italian dressing even if he's not Italian."

"How did you get mustard in your ears?"

"No, dinosaurs did not dip their prey in ketchup."

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