Tuesday, January 8, 2008

IT'S NOT QUITE BEING CLOTHESLINED AT LOWE'S BY A CRABBY OLD MAN, BUT IT'LL DO

I know I can't be the only one who thinks bloody-minded thoughts when some kid zooms around the store in their idiotic Heelys with nary a supervisory parental figure to be found. Good news, all: they caught one. The next Thomas Crown he ain't.

Me, if it were my store I'd allow my customers to give any kids on Heelys the what's-happening-Luther treatment, but something tells me that'd open me up to a world of litigiousness.

Anyway, that's some fine police work, Lou.

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