Another one for the "let's do this when the kids are old enough" files: today's London Times has provided a most useful list of the UK's top 10 fish and chip shops, led by Townhead Fish & Chips in Biggar, Scotland. Just check out this excerpt from the menu:
Chicken Nuggets (8 Pieces)
Cheese ‘n’ Burger
Those spam fritters really must be something to rate a placement right after the haggis and black pudding; however, a deeper reading of the article suggests I stick this in the "let's do this when we can afford to put a cardiologist and a thoracic surgeon on retainer when we get back" file.
I wonder if there's anybody down at that chip shop swears he's Elvis.